Really Amusing Sex Quiz

Do you like it rough or sensual?:  
both

Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?:
both

How often do you like to have sex?:
a lot

Is sex a top priority for you?:
lol no its fun though

Do you have sex face to face with your partner?:
um. im pretty sure you have to

How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?:
never really. just makeing out

How do you feel about one night stands?:
gross.

How many one night stands have you had?:
none

What's your favorite position?:
on top

Where's your favorite place to have sex?:
comfy places

Do you prefer to make love or fuck?:
like either

Have you ever watched porn while having sex?:
no

How long do you usually fore-play before doing the deed?:
however long i want

Do you get off first or do they?:
they dooooo

Do you like kissing during sex?:
im pretty sure ur supposed to lolol

Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?:
fucking LOUD

Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quiet?:
well i dont like loud guys thats weird so i guess in the middle cuz quiet makes me feel like im not doing it right and  thats awk too

Does size matter (for girlz— dicks/for guyz— boobs)?:
its cool for whatever.

How old were you when you lost your virginity?:
14

What does your favorite fore-play include?:
youll never know o:<

Do you ever play with yourself during the act?:
heh.

Do you prefer to sleep with randoms or one person?:
one person

Have you ever done anal? If so, did you like it?:
hehh yes.

When and where was your wildest sex ever?:
last night lmao

What's your ultimate sexual fantasy?:
if i told you it wouldnt be as fun D:

Have you ever done porn?:
no sir

Have you ever have sex for money?:
No.

Have you ever bribed someone to sleep with you?:
No.

During sex… what are you thinking about?:
lol pinecones and shit obviously >>

Do you prefer the top or the bottom at first?
top

How many positions do you like to do during one episode?:
as many as i want

Do you ever worry about how you're pleasing your partner?:
yes >>

Could you live without sex?:
i guess :c

How often do you find sex boring?:
nevarr

How long does a typical sexual episode last for you?:
dependsss

Do you like to perform oral sex?:
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i guess

Do you like to receive oral sex?:
mhm.

Have you ever taped yourself in the act?:
lolno

Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?: \
Nope.

Have you ever had interracial sex?:
no

Have you ever been caught in the act?:
yes lmao

Have you ever had sex while at work?:
nope

Have you ever had sex while at school?:
nope

What is something that you would never consider doing?:
3+ ways

Have you ever had sex on drugs?:
mhm

Would you ever have sex in public?:
depends on where

What's your biggest turn on?:
biting and scratching

How many times have you gotten off in one night?:
none xD im a pro

Have you have ever sex in front of your best friend?:
nope lol just made out

Have you ever had sex with your best friend's b/f or g/f?:
nooo

Do you ever have sex in the shower?:
yes

What's the weirdest place you've ever done it?:
movie theater lol

What was the biggest age difference with a partner?:
4 years older

Do you feel your up to par in bed?:
pro

Are you still gonna have sex when your 70?:
saggy titties : DDDD

How old is "too young" to have sex your in opinion?:
probably no earlier than 14. u have to be able to know how to enjoy it and experience it properly

Do you like to be completely naked or half-assed?:
i do like both

Have you ever done it at your grandparent's?:
o-o nope

Have you ever done it on a boat/yacht?:
nooo lol

What's the most public place that you can think of that you've had sex at?:
in the woods or a movie theater. im a classy motherfucker

Do you like having sex in cars? If so, driver seat, passenger, or back?:
yes. backseat

Do you wear protection as often as you should?:
sometimes >>

Has any of your one night stands resulted in a child that you know of?:
never had one o-o

If your over 18, have you ever had sex with someone under 18?:
no

Do you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you?:
Older

Have you ever done bondage sex (chains,whips,etc.)?:
lol yup.

Have you ever slept with someone out of pity?:  
D: no!

Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?:
hmm.. dunno

If you could sleep with ANYONE, who would it be?:
dunno o: